Forgivenesssold separately.

Forgiveness sold separately. Replacements, however, are included.

Every Things Satan Taught Me piece is summoned to order. Nothing is printed until you buy it, and nothing waits on a shelf to be resold. That shapes how returns work, so please read this before you order. Last updated: 26 September 2026.

Change of heart (no returns)

Because every item is printed just for you, we don't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, for ordering the wrong size or colour, or because the lesson turned out to be more honest than you were ready for. Please check the size chart on each product page and our Size Guide before you order. Measure twice. Sin once.

Damaged, defective, misprinted or wrong items (our sins, not yours)

If your order arrives damaged, has a printing or material defect, or isn't the design, cut, colour or size you ordered, we'll make it right at no cost to you.

• Email us within 30 days of delivery at thingssatantaughtme@hotmail.com.
• Include your order number and a clear photo of the problem (and of the label, if the size is wrong).
• We'll send a free replacement or a full refund for the affected item, including any shipping you paid on it. Your choice.
• You won't need to send anything back unless we ask. Keep it, burn it, use it in a ritual.

Normal wear and tear, damage from washing against the care instructions, and small variations in colour or print placement between made-to-order pieces aren't defects. Garment-dyed items (our Wife Beaters) vary slightly from piece to piece by design.

Lost in the underworld (lost or stuck parcels)

If your tracking hasn't moved for 10 business days, or it says "delivered" and you can't find the parcel, email us. Please check with neighbours and your building's mailroom first. We'll open a claim with the carrier and our print partner and, once it's confirmed lost, send a replacement or a refund.

If a parcel is returned to us because the shipping address was incomplete or incorrect, or it went unclaimed, we can reship it once you pay the shipping cost again. We can't refund items lost because of an address entered incorrectly at checkout.

Cancellations and changes

Printing usually begins within a day. If you need to cancel an order or change the address, size or colour, email us as soon as possible. If it hasn't gone to print, we'll cancel or change it. Once it's in production, the pact is sealed and we can't cancel it.

How refunds are paid

Approved refunds go back to your original payment method in the currency you paid. Your bank may take 5–10 business days to show it. We aren't responsible for exchange-rate differences or fees charged by your bank or card issuer.

Items bought with a discount are refunded at the price you actually paid. Discount codes used on a refunded order aren't reissued unless we say so.

Before you call the bank

If something is wrong, please email us before filing a chargeback. We answer every message, usually within one business day, and it's the fastest way to get a replacement or refund.

Your rights

This policy doesn't limit any rights you have under consumer protection law where you live.

Confess to us

Things Satan Taught Me · Email thingssatantaughtme@hotmail.com with your order number. A human, not a demon, replies within one business day.