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Wholesome art · Unholy advice

Things Satan Taught Me: satirical occult graphic tees. You’re going to hell.Dress for it.

Poor judgement never looked this good.

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Woman in a mustard Let's Do Lines Together tee by Things Satan Taught Me, in a graffiti-covered punk club bathroom

Sermons for the sleepless

Wear your sins.Confess nothing.

Every piece summoned to order, every price ending in 6.66, because subtlety is for the saved. Occasionally mustard. Mostly black.

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Woman in a pale green Let's Bring Up The Past tee standing beside a man in a black tee in a living room

Petty Little Sins

Bring up the past.Dress for the rematch.

Couples' wear for people who keep receipts, hold grudges and light a black candle for every argument they've won. Blame Satan. Keep the shirt.

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Five women in Things Satan Taught Me tees and tanks: Call Me Daddy, You're My Favourite Object, Let's Learn About Immigration, You're Talented, Let's Monetize That and You Can Leave Now

Sinners welcome

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Woman in a white Let's Burn Bridges tee and leather trousers on an autumn city street

For her

Burn bridges beautifully

Tees and racerbacks for women who leave a party, a job or a marriage exactly the same way: smiling, holding the matches.

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Man in a black Let's Call You An Uber tee surrounded by three women at a city bar at night

For him

Call her an Uber

Tees and wife beaters for men of questionable virtue and impeccable exits. The Dark Lord respects a man who tips.

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This month's sin

Petty Little Sins

Silent treatments, started rumours, grudges aged like fine wine in the cellars of the abyss. The small cruelties that keep the Dark Lord entertained.

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Fresh from the pit

Freshly Damned

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Let's Be Friends artworkLet's Be Friends Unisex Tee in black
Let's Be Friends $46.66 Unisex Tee
RacerbackWife BeaterWomen's
Let's Bring Up The Past artworkLet's Bring Up The Past Unisex Tee in black
Let's Bring Up The Past $46.66 Unisex Tee
Wife BeaterRacerbackWomen's
Let's Burn Bridges artworkLet's Burn Bridges Unisex Tee in black
Let's Burn Bridges $46.66 Unisex Tee
Wife BeaterRacerbackWomen's
Let's Call You An Uber artworkLet's Call You An Uber Unisex Tee in black
Let's Call You An Uber $46.66 Unisex Tee
Wife BeaterRacerbackWomen's
Let's Call Your Guy artworkLet's Call Your Guy Unisex Tee in black
Let's Call Your Guy $46.66 Unisex Tee
Wife BeaterRacerbackWomen's
Let's Do Lines Together artworkLet's Do Lines Together Unisex Tee in black
Let's Do Lines Together $46.66 Unisex Tee
Wife BeaterRacerbackWomen's
Let's Get A Bag artworkLet's Get A Bag Unisex Tee in black
Let's Get A Bag $46.66 Unisex Tee
Wife BeaterRacerbackWomen's
Let's Get Another Bag artworkLet's Get Another Bag Unisex Tee in black
Let's Get Another Bag $46.66 Unisex Tee
Wife BeaterRacerbackWomen's
Woman in a hot pink Let's Play Doctor racerback tank by Things Satan Taught Me, lying on a studio floor in fishnets and boots

The doctor will see you now

Racerbacks

Shoulders out. Conscience off. Ten shades of sin, hot pink very much included.

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The unholy curriculum

Wear your sins

Petty Little Sins design

Petty Little Sins

Minor hexes for daily use. Grudges, rumours, the silent treatment.

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Money & Bad Decisions design

Money & Bad Decisions

Get the bag. Sign in blood. Regret it at compound interest.

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Toxic Love design

Toxic Love

Red flags, black hearts, and every ex you ever hexed.

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Not Safe for Grandma design

Not Safe for Grandma

Do not open at Thanksgiving. Grandma has a weak heart.

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Family Matters design

Family Matters

The bloodline that summoned you. Bring it up at Christmas.

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Death & Darker Arts design

Death & Darker Arts

Séances, necromancy and relatives who never really left.

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The congregation

Satan made me buy it

Wear your sins, then confess online. Tag #SatanMadeMeBuyIt and your testimony may be shared with the flock. Absolution not included.

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The only dress code below

Hell has a dress code

It’s black. It was always black. Matches your soul and hides the wine.

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