Let's Burn Bridges
“Ash returns no calls.”
Summoned to order in 2–5 business days · Tracked delivery to the US & Canada
Unholy Pair 10% off 2 · Unholy Trinity 20% off 3+ · applied automatically, no incantation required
Strike the match. Don't look back.
A blazing storybook scene glows across the page, all warm oranges and golden light, cosy as a hearth on a winter evening. Look again. That isn't a hearth. It's a burnt offering, and your last remaining good connection is the kindling.
Hell teaches that reconciliation is exhausting, while a clean blaze can be admired for miles. Say the unforgivable thing, sign the resignation in something darker than ink, and walk away without a single glance at the glow behind you. Brimstone keeps you warm. Ashes return no calls.
For dramatic resigners, final-word havers, and anyone who keeps a lighter strictly for emotional occasions.
The vessel · Women's TeeCut for her. Blessed by no one. A relaxed women's fit for anyone who read the fine print, laughed, and signed anyway.
Fit & fabricthe vessel
Women's relaxed fit. Roomier than a fitted tee. Want it oversized? Size up, or choose the Unisex Tee.
- 100% cotton on solid colours (heathers include polyester)
- Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd²
- Seamless ribbed collar, double-needle hems
- Neck and shoulder twill tape
- Blank: Bella+Canvas 6400. Printed to order, direct-to-garment or direct-to-film depending on the print partner.
Size chartmeasure twice, sin once
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width (flat) | 18.547.0 | 20.050.8 | 22.055.9 | 24.061.0 | 26.066.0 | 28.071.1 |
| Body length | 25.364.1 | 26.066.0 | 26.767.8 | 27.569.8 | 28.271.8 | 29.073.7 |
Measured flat on the garment. Allow up to about 1.5 in (3.8 cm) either way. Chest width × 2 ≈ full chest.
Delivery & returnsforgiveness sold separately
| To | Cost | Arrives |
|---|---|---|
| United States | US$4.95 · free on $65+ | 2–5 business days after printing |
| Canada | US$9.95 (shown in CAD) · free on US$90+ | 10–30 business days after printing |
Printing takes 2–5 business days. Nothing is made until you order it, so there are no returns for a change of heart or size. Forgiveness sold separately. Damaged, defective or wrong? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Refund policy · Shipping policy
Careaftercare rites
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry on low heat
- Do not dry-clean
Blame Satan. Keep the shirt.
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Size & fit
Measure twice. Sin once. Printed-to-order means no size swaps.
Women's Tee · Bella+Canvas 6400
Women's relaxed fit. Roomier than a fitted tee. Want it oversized? Size up, or choose the Unisex Tee.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width (flat) | 18.547.0 | 20.050.8 | 22.055.9 | 24.061.0 | 26.066.0 | 28.071.1 |
| Body length | 25.364.1 | 26.066.0 | 26.767.8 | 27.569.8 | 28.271.8 | 29.073.7 |
Measured flat on the garment. Allow up to about 1.5 in (3.8 cm) either way. Chest width × 2 ≈ full chest.
How to measure: lay your best-fitting shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, 1 in below the armpits, then from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Compare with the table. All size guides
Women's Tee · Choose a size