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Single Mothers Are The Best Women's Tee in black

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Sharing Is For Cowards Women's Tee in black

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Regret Is A Wasted Emotion Women's Tee in black

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My Dad Never Hugged Me Women's Tee in black

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Let's Be Passive Aggressive Women's Tee in black

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Let's Weaponize Silence Women's Tee in black

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Let's Waste His Time Women's Tee in black

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Let's Try Necromancy Women's Tee in black

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Let's Talk To Grampa Women's Tee in black

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Let's Start A Rumor Women's Tee in black

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Let's Sniff Counters Women's Tee in black

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Let's Send Mixed Signals Women's Tee in black

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Let's Ruin Christmas Women's Tee in black

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Let's Regret Parenthood Women's Tee in black

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Let's Overthink This Women's Tee in black

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Let's Normalize Bad Decisions Women's Tee in black

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Let's Mix And Match Women's Tee in black

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Let's Make This About Me Women's Tee in black

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Let's Make Dad Proud No. 2 Women's Tee in black

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Let's Make Bad Decisions Women's Tee in black

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Let's Learn About Immigration Women's Tee in black

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Let's Judge Our Neighbors Women's Tee in black

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Let's Ignore Boundaries Women's Tee in black

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Let's Ignore Red Flags Women's Tee in black

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Let's Hit Rock Bottom Women's Tee in black

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I'd Love To See Your Button Women's Tee in black

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Honesty Is Overrated Women's Tee in black

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Have You Thought About Not Talking artwork

Have You Thought About Not Talking Women's Tee in black

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Guilt Is A Wasted Emotion Women's Tee in black

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Faces Can't Get Pregnant Women's Tee in black

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Call Me Daddy $46.66 Women's Tee

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Let's Be Friends $46.66 Women's Tee

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About Women's Tees

Softer Cotton. Same Bad Advice.

A women's cut tee carrying the full catechism of the damned: weaponized silence, ignored red flags, rumors started with a sweet smile. Every design is a storybook page your mother would have read you, rewritten by someone with far better taste in sin.

Printed to order and shipped to the US and Canada. The Devil's in the details.

Every Things Satan Taught Me design pairs a warm 1970s storybook illustration with advice your guardian angel would beg you to ignore. Each piece is printed to order for you, then shipped with tracking to the United States and Canada.

How do the cuts fit?

The Unisex Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001) is a modern retail fit. The Women's Tee (Bella+Canvas 6400) is a relaxed women's cut. The Racerback Tank (Next Level 1533) is slim. The Wife Beater (Comfort Colors 9360) is relaxed and garment-dyed. Measurements for every size are in the size guide.

How long does shipping take?

Printing takes 2–5 business days, then about 2–5 business days to the US or 10–30 business days to Canada. US orders of $65+ and Canadian orders of US$90+ ship free. Shipping policy.

Can I return it?

Everything is made to order, so we can't take returns for change of mind or size. If it arrives damaged, defective or wrong, we replace or refund it. Refund policy.

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