Let's Ignore Red Flags artwork by Things Satan Taught Me
Let's Ignore Red Flags Women's Tee in Black, front
Let's Ignore Red Flags Women's Tee in Black, view 2
Let's Ignore Red Flags Women's Tee in Black, view 3
Let's Ignore Red Flags Women's Tee in Black, view 4

Let's Ignore Red Flags

“Red is my favourite colour.”

Women's Tee · Toxic Love
$46.66 CADPriced to the mark. Always ends in 6.66.
Choose your vessel same sin, four cuts
Unisex$46.66Women's$46.66Racerback$36.66Wife Beater$46.66
Colour Black
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Summoned to order in 2–5 business days · Tracked delivery to the US & Canada

Unholy Pair 10% off 2 · Unholy Trinity 20% off 3+ · applied automatically, no incantation required

The flags are red. So is Hell.

A smitten storybook couple beams at one another in soft, rosy colour, hearts all but visible. It's the sweetest page in the book. It's also a summoning circle, and at least one of them has walked straight into the middle without reading the markings.

The flags were not subtle. Frankly, there was a parade. But the Dark Lord taught you to prefer a spectacular fire to a boring smoke detector, so go in heart-first and call the wreckage 'chemistry.' It was a flag. It was always a flag. You knew, and you signed anyway.

The commandmentThou shalt mistake every warning sign for a dare.

For hopeless romantics, serial optimists and anyone who has ever said 'this time is different.'

The vessel · Women's TeeCut for her. Blessed by no one. A relaxed women's fit for anyone who read the fine print, laughed, and signed anyway.

Fit & fabricthe vessel

Women's relaxed fit. Roomier than a fitted tee. Want it oversized? Size up, or choose the Unisex Tee.

  • 100% cotton on solid colours (heathers include polyester)
  • Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd²
  • Seamless ribbed collar, double-needle hems
  • Neck and shoulder twill tape
  • Blank: Bella+Canvas 6400. Printed to order, direct-to-garment or direct-to-film depending on the print partner.
Size chartmeasure twice, sin once
SMLXL2XL3XL
Chest width (flat)18.547.020.050.822.055.924.061.026.066.028.071.1
Body length25.364.126.066.026.767.827.569.828.271.829.073.7

Measured flat on the garment. Allow up to about 1.5 in (3.8 cm) either way. Chest width × 2 ≈ full chest.

Delivery & returnsforgiveness sold separately
ToCostArrives
United StatesUS$4.95 · free on $65+2–5 business days after printing
CanadaUS$9.95 (shown in CAD) · free on US$90+10–30 business days after printing

Printing takes 2–5 business days. Nothing is made until you order it, so there are no returns for a change of heart or size. Forgiveness sold separately. Damaged, defective or wrong? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Refund policy · Shipping policy

Careaftercare rites
  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Iron, steam or dry on low heat
  • Do not dry-clean

Blame Satan. Keep the shirt.

Wear it, tag it: #SatanMadeMeBuyIt

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