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About Petty Little Sins

Everyday Malice.

Not every sin needs a pentagram. Some just need a raised eyebrow, a well-timed 'no worries' and a grudge you've been marinating since 2014. Silent treatments weaponized. Rumors planted with a concerned face. Neighbors judged from behind the blinds. Petty, passive aggressive shirts for people who never forgave anyone and never intend to start.

Storybook innocence on the outside, a small black heart within. Sin first. Repent never.

Every Things Satan Taught Me design pairs a warm 1970s storybook illustration with advice your guardian angel would beg you to ignore. Each piece is printed to order for you, then shipped with tracking to the United States and Canada.

How do the cuts fit?

The Unisex Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001) is a modern retail fit. The Women's Tee (Bella+Canvas 6400) is a relaxed women's cut. The Racerback Tank (Next Level 1533) is slim. The Wife Beater (Comfort Colors 9360) is relaxed and garment-dyed. Measurements for every size are in the size guide.

How long does shipping take?

Printing takes 2–5 business days, then about 2–5 business days to the US or 10–30 business days to Canada. US orders of $65+ and Canadian orders of US$90+ ship free. Shipping policy.

Can I return it?

Everything is made to order, so we can't take returns for change of mind or size. If it arrives damaged, defective or wrong, we replace or refund it. Refund policy.

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