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Death & Darker Arts
The Dead Have Opinions.
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About Death & Darker Arts
The Dead Have Opinions.
Candles lit. Veil thinned. Grandpa has notes.
The occult end of the catalogue, where the dead still hold opinions and every campfire is a summoning circle if you look closely enough. Necromancy as a wholesome craft hour. Seances in the cozy parlour. Old grievances exhumed and served warm at dinner. Occult shirts for people who find the afterlife more interesting than the guest list.
Hell has a dress code. This is it.
Every Things Satan Taught Me design pairs a warm 1970s storybook illustration with advice your guardian angel would beg you to ignore. Each piece is printed to order for you, then shipped with tracking to the United States and Canada.
How do the cuts fit?
The Unisex Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001) is a modern retail fit. The Women's Tee (Bella+Canvas 6400) is a relaxed women's cut. The Racerback Tank (Next Level 1533) is slim. The Wife Beater (Comfort Colors 9360) is relaxed and garment-dyed. Measurements for every size are in the size guide.
How long does shipping take?
Printing takes 2–5 business days, then about 2–5 business days to the US or 10–30 business days to Canada. US orders of $65+ and Canadian orders of US$90+ ship free. Shipping policy.
Can I return it?
Everything is made to order, so we can't take returns for change of mind or size. If it arrives damaged, defective or wrong, we replace or refund it. Refund policy.



















