Let's Try Necromancy
“Rest in peace? Negotiable.”
Summoned to order in 2–5 business days · Tracked delivery to the US & Canada
Unholy Pair 10% off 2 · Unholy Trinity 20% off 3+ · applied automatically, no incantation required
Light the candles. Wake the relatives.
A candlelit storybook scene flickers in soft amber, the sort of cosy glow usually reserved for bedtime prayers and gentle lessons about sharing. Tonight's lesson is about sharing, too. Specifically, sharing the room with someone who was supposed to stay buried.
The Dark Lord finds mourning so terribly passive. Why weep over the departed when you could summon them back and finally finish that argument about the will? Draw the circle, mind the Latin, and bring a grudge worth waking for. Rest in peace was only ever a suggestion. Grief is a door. You are simply knocking.
For the ones who never got the last word and refuse to let a funeral stop them.
The vessel · Wife BeaterSleeveless, garment-dyed and entirely unrepentant. For men who confess nothing, grill anyway, and let the art do the talking at the family reunion.
Fit & fabricthe vessel
Relaxed fit. Size down for a closer cut. Garment-dyed, so each piece varies slightly in colour.
- 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Medium-weight 6.1 oz/yd²
- Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in colour
- Tubular knit (no side seams), self-fabric binding
- Blank: Comfort Colors 9360. Printed to order, direct-to-garment or direct-to-film depending on the print partner.
Size chartmeasure twice, sin once
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width (flat) | 16.541.9 | 17.544.5 | 19.549.5 | 21.254.0 | 23.058.4 | 25.063.5 | 27.068.6 |
| Body length | 25.364.1 | 26.667.6 | 28.071.1 | 29.474.6 | 30.878.1 | 31.680.3 | 32.582.5 |
Measured flat on the garment. Allow up to about 1.5 in (3.8 cm) either way. Chest width × 2 ≈ full chest.
Delivery & returnsforgiveness sold separately
| To | Cost | Arrives |
|---|---|---|
| United States | US$4.95 · free on $65+ | 2–5 business days after printing |
| Canada | US$9.95 (shown in CAD) · free on US$90+ | 10–30 business days after printing |
Printing takes 2–5 business days. Nothing is made until you order it, so there are no returns for a change of heart or size. Forgiveness sold separately. Damaged, defective or wrong? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Refund policy · Shipping policy
Careaftercare rites
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam or dry on low heat
- Do not dry-clean
Blame Satan. Keep the shirt.
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Size & fit
Measure twice. Sin once. Printed-to-order means no size swaps.
Wife Beater · Comfort Colors 9360
Relaxed fit. Size down for a closer cut. Garment-dyed, so each piece varies slightly in colour.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width (flat) | 16.541.9 | 17.544.5 | 19.549.5 | 21.254.0 | 23.058.4 | 25.063.5 | 27.068.6 |
| Body length | 25.364.1 | 26.667.6 | 28.071.1 | 29.474.6 | 30.878.1 | 31.680.3 | 32.582.5 |
Measured flat on the garment. Allow up to about 1.5 in (3.8 cm) either way. Chest width × 2 ≈ full chest.
How to measure: lay your best-fitting shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, 1 in below the armpits, then from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Compare with the table. All size guides
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