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About Family Matters

Blame The Bloodline.

The people who made you this way, and the holidays where it shows.

Dads who never hugged anyone. Sequels to paternal approval nobody asked for. Christmas dinners sacrificed on the altar of one perfectly timed remark. The beaming storybook family, finally telling the truth about itself: generational damnation, lovingly passed down like the good china.

Wear it to the reunion and let the bloodline speak for itself. Raised right. Chose otherwise.

Every Things Satan Taught Me design pairs a warm 1970s storybook illustration with advice your guardian angel would beg you to ignore. Each piece is printed to order for you, then shipped with tracking to the United States and Canada.

How do the cuts fit?

The Unisex Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001) is a modern retail fit. The Women's Tee (Bella+Canvas 6400) is a relaxed women's cut. The Racerback Tank (Next Level 1533) is slim. The Wife Beater (Comfort Colors 9360) is relaxed and garment-dyed. Measurements for every size are in the size guide.

How long does shipping take?

Printing takes 2–5 business days, then about 2–5 business days to the US or 10–30 business days to Canada. US orders of $65+ and Canadian orders of US$90+ ship free. Shipping policy.

Can I return it?

Everything is made to order, so we can't take returns for change of mind or size. If it arrives damaged, defective or wrong, we replace or refund it. Refund policy.

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