Let's Make Dad Proud No. 2
“Spite: now a franchise.”
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Part two. Same audience of none.
A picture-book family beams from the page, polished and hopeful, posed like the cover of a sequel nobody requested. Because that's what this is. The first attempt at paternal approval closed early to poor reviews, and hell, ever generous, has greenlit volume two.
The Adversary teaches that some approval is worth chasing precisely because it will never arrive. It keeps you moving. It keeps you interesting. So make it bigger, louder, and aimed squarely at a man who never once sat through the first act. He didn't clap last time. He won't clap now. Excellent.
For second sons, repeat offenders, and anyone still performing for an empty seat at the recital.
The vessel · Women's TeeCut for her. Blessed by no one. A relaxed women's fit for anyone who read the fine print, laughed, and signed anyway.
Fit & fabricthe vessel
Women's relaxed fit. Roomier than a fitted tee. Want it oversized? Size up, or choose the Unisex Tee.
- 100% cotton on solid colours (heathers include polyester)
- Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd²
- Seamless ribbed collar, double-needle hems
- Neck and shoulder twill tape
- Blank: Bella+Canvas 6400. Printed to order, direct-to-garment or direct-to-film depending on the print partner.
Size chartmeasure twice, sin once
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width (flat) | 18.547.0 | 20.050.8 | 22.055.9 | 24.061.0 | 26.066.0 | 28.071.1 |
| Body length | 25.364.1 | 26.066.0 | 26.767.8 | 27.569.8 | 28.271.8 | 29.073.7 |
Measured flat on the garment. Allow up to about 1.5 in (3.8 cm) either way. Chest width × 2 ≈ full chest.
Delivery & returnsforgiveness sold separately
| To | Cost | Arrives |
|---|---|---|
| United States | US$4.95 · free on $65+ | 2–5 business days after printing |
| Canada | US$9.95 (shown in CAD) · free on US$90+ | 10–30 business days after printing |
Printing takes 2–5 business days. Nothing is made until you order it, so there are no returns for a change of heart or size. Forgiveness sold separately. Damaged, defective or wrong? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Refund policy · Shipping policy
Careaftercare rites
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry on low heat
- Do not dry-clean
Blame Satan. Keep the shirt.
Wear it, tag it: #SatanMadeMeBuyItSame sin, different lesson · Wear your sins
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Size & fit
Measure twice. Sin once. Printed-to-order means no size swaps.
Women's Tee · Bella+Canvas 6400
Women's relaxed fit. Roomier than a fitted tee. Want it oversized? Size up, or choose the Unisex Tee.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width (flat) | 18.547.0 | 20.050.8 | 22.055.9 | 24.061.0 | 26.066.0 | 28.071.1 |
| Body length | 25.364.1 | 26.066.0 | 26.767.8 | 27.569.8 | 28.271.8 | 29.073.7 |
Measured flat on the garment. Allow up to about 1.5 in (3.8 cm) either way. Chest width × 2 ≈ full chest.
How to measure: lay your best-fitting shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, 1 in below the armpits, then from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Compare with the table. All size guides
Women's Tee · Choose a size