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The classic men's tank top, with sleeves surrendered as a small offering. Each one carries a 1970s storybook illustration and a punchline that gets you asked to leave the barbecue: call your guy, burn the bridge, make Dad proud (he won't be). Dark humor wife beaters for summer, the gym and every bad idea in between.

Printed to order for the US and Canada. Your soul was already spoken for.

Every Things Satan Taught Me design pairs a warm 1970s storybook illustration with advice your guardian angel would beg you to ignore. Each piece is printed to order for you, then shipped with tracking to the United States and Canada.

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The Unisex Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001) is a modern retail fit. The Women's Tee (Bella+Canvas 6400) is a relaxed women's cut. The Racerback Tank (Next Level 1533) is slim. The Wife Beater (Comfort Colors 9360) is relaxed and garment-dyed. Measurements for every size are in the size guide.

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Printing takes 2–5 business days, then about 2–5 business days to the US or 10–30 business days to Canada. US orders of $65+ and Canadian orders of US$90+ ship free. Shipping policy.

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Everything is made to order, so we can't take returns for change of mind or size. If it arrives damaged, defective or wrong, we replace or refund it. Refund policy.

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