My Dad Never Hugged Me artwork by Things Satan Taught Me
Model wearing the My Dad Never Hugged Me racerback tank in black by Things Satan Taught Me
My Dad Never Hugged Me Racerback Tank in Black, front
My Dad Never Hugged Me Racerback Tank in Black, view 2
My Dad Never Hugged Me Racerback Tank in Black, view 3
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My Dad Never Hugged Me

“Trauma is a hall pass.”

Racerback Tank · Family Matters
$36.66 CADPriced to the mark. Always ends in 6.66.
Choose your vessel same sin, four cuts
Colour Black
Size

Summoned to order in 2–5 business days · Tracked delivery to the US & Canada

Unholy Pair 10% off 2 · Unholy Trinity 20% off 3+ · applied automatically, no incantation required

Behold the nursery of a villain.

A tender storybook living room, lamplit and cosy, the kind of room where everyone says goodnight and nobody says anything else. It looks like a home. It is, in fact, a workshop. This is where villains are assembled, slowly, by a father who treated affection like a limited edition.

Hear the gospel of the unhugged: your wounds are not a weakness, they are a permission slip, signed in triplicate and notarised in brimstone. Every bad decision now arrives with a backstory. Therapists call it a pattern. The Prince of Lies calls it a loophole. It isn't your fault, darling. That's what makes it so useful.

The commandmentThou shalt blame thy father, and bill him for the damages.

For grown adults with firm handshakes, soft grudges and a therapist on speed dial.

The vessel · Racerback TankShoulders out, conscience off. A slim racerback built for summer solstice, sweaty rituals and walking away from things without looking back.

Fit & fabricthe vessel

Slim fit with a racerback cut and scooped neckline. Between sizes? Size up.

  • 60% combed ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Extra-light 4 oz/yd² (135 g/m²)
  • Side seams and self-fabric binding
  • Tear-away label
  • Blank: Next Level 1533. Printed to order, direct-to-garment or direct-to-film depending on the print partner.
Size chartmeasure twice, sin once
XSSMLXL2XL
Chest width (flat)14.035.515.038.116.040.617.043.118.045.719.048.2
Body length27.068.527.569.828.071.028.572.329.073.629.574.9

Measured flat on the garment. Allow up to about 1.5 in (3.8 cm) either way. Chest width × 2 ≈ full chest.

Delivery & returnsforgiveness sold separately
ToCostArrives
United StatesUS$4.95 · free on $65+2–5 business days after printing
CanadaUS$9.95 (shown in CAD) · free on US$90+10–30 business days after printing

Printing takes 2–5 business days. Nothing is made until you order it, so there are no returns for a change of heart or size. Forgiveness sold separately. Damaged, defective or wrong? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Refund policy · Shipping policy

Careaftercare rites
  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry-clean

Blame Satan. Keep the shirt.

Wear it, tag it: #SatanMadeMeBuyIt

Same sin, different lesson · Wear your sins

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