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About Not Safe for Grandma

Not For Church.

The ones you don't wear to church. Or to Grandma's. Or anywhere a priest might be standing within reach of holy water.

These are the most gleefully adult designs in the catalogue: sweet 1970s storybook art paired with punchlines that get you written out of the will. Loopholes sanctified. Doctors unlicensed. Games strictly for grown-ups. Offensive humor shirts dressed up as Sunday-school pamphlets, and the Adversary signed off on every one.

Printed to order on unisex tees, women's tees, racerbacks and wife beaters. Blame Satan. Keep the shirt.

Every Things Satan Taught Me design pairs a warm 1970s storybook illustration with advice your guardian angel would beg you to ignore. Each piece is printed to order for you, then shipped with tracking to the United States and Canada.

How do the cuts fit?

The Unisex Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001) is a modern retail fit. The Women's Tee (Bella+Canvas 6400) is a relaxed women's cut. The Racerback Tank (Next Level 1533) is slim. The Wife Beater (Comfort Colors 9360) is relaxed and garment-dyed. Measurements for every size are in the size guide.

How long does shipping take?

Printing takes 2–5 business days, then about 2–5 business days to the US or 10–30 business days to Canada. US orders of $65+ and Canadian orders of US$90+ ship free. Shipping policy.

Can I return it?

Everything is made to order, so we can't take returns for change of mind or size. If it arrives damaged, defective or wrong, we replace or refund it. Refund policy.

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