I'd Love To See Your Button artwork by Things Satan Taught Me
I'd Love To See Your Button Women's Tee in Black, front
I'd Love To See Your Button Women's Tee in Black, view 2
I'd Love To See Your Button Women's Tee in Black, view 3
I'd Love To See Your Button Women's Tee in Black, view 4

I'd Love To See Your Button

“Every soul has a button.”

Women's Tee · Not Safe for Grandma
$46.66 CADPriced to the mark. Always ends in 6.66.
Choose your vessel same sin, four cuts
Unisex$46.66Women's$46.66Racerback$36.66Wife Beater$46.66
Colour Black
Size

Summoned to order in 2–5 business days · Tracked delivery to the US & Canada

Unholy Pair 10% off 2 · Unholy Trinity 20% off 3+ · applied automatically, no incantation required

Find the button. Press with devotion.

A bashful storybook pair in the soft glow of a picture book, one of them making the sweetest request on the page. It looks like manners. It is actually reconnaissance. Every soul has a button, and the Adversary has always loved a guided tour.

Here is the sacrament: learn where theirs is (the insecurity, the old grudge, the one ex) and press it gently, then often, then purely for sport. Toxic love is just devotion with a hit list. And if Grandma has decided the caption means something far filthier, let her. She's been pressing yours for years.

The commandmentThou shalt find their button and press it, lovingly, forever.

For partners who know exactly where the button is and always keep a finger nearby.

The vessel · Women's TeeCut for her. Blessed by no one. A relaxed women's fit for anyone who read the fine print, laughed, and signed anyway.

Fit & fabricthe vessel

Women's relaxed fit. Roomier than a fitted tee. Want it oversized? Size up, or choose the Unisex Tee.

  • 100% cotton on solid colours (heathers include polyester)
  • Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd²
  • Seamless ribbed collar, double-needle hems
  • Neck and shoulder twill tape
  • Blank: Bella+Canvas 6400. Printed to order, direct-to-garment or direct-to-film depending on the print partner.
Size chartmeasure twice, sin once
SMLXL2XL3XL
Chest width (flat)18.547.020.050.822.055.924.061.026.066.028.071.1
Body length25.364.126.066.026.767.827.569.828.271.829.073.7

Measured flat on the garment. Allow up to about 1.5 in (3.8 cm) either way. Chest width × 2 ≈ full chest.

Delivery & returnsforgiveness sold separately
ToCostArrives
United StatesUS$4.95 · free on $65+2–5 business days after printing
CanadaUS$9.95 (shown in CAD) · free on US$90+10–30 business days after printing

Printing takes 2–5 business days. Nothing is made until you order it, so there are no returns for a change of heart or size. Forgiveness sold separately. Damaged, defective or wrong? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Refund policy · Shipping policy

Careaftercare rites
  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Iron, steam or dry on low heat
  • Do not dry-clean

Blame Satan. Keep the shirt.

Wear it, tag it: #SatanMadeMeBuyIt

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