Regret Is A Wasted Emotion artwork by Things Satan Taught Me
Regret Is A Wasted Emotion Women's Tee in Black, front
Regret Is A Wasted Emotion Women's Tee in Black, view 2
Regret Is A Wasted Emotion Women's Tee in Black, view 3
Regret Is A Wasted Emotion Women's Tee in Black, view 4

Regret Is A Wasted Emotion

“The past is a sealed crypt.”

Women's Tee · Petty Little Sins
$46.66 CADPriced to the mark. Always ends in 6.66.
Choose your vessel same sin, four cuts
Colour Black
Size

Summoned to order in 2–5 business days · Tracked delivery to the US & Canada

Unholy Pair 10% off 2 · Unholy Trinity 20% off 3+ · applied automatically, no incantation required

Light the black candle. Don't look back.

Three storybook faces smile out at you, rosy and untroubled, the way people only smile once they've stopped replaying last Tuesday. It looks like a picture-book page. It is, in fact, a completed exorcism: every apology they ever owed, cast out and never missed.

The Adversary teaches that regret is nostalgia for a better-behaved version of you, and frankly he was insufferable. The past is a sealed crypt. Only amateurs keep prying the lid open to say sorry to the bones. Walk forward. Something follows, of course, but it's patient, and it likes you.

The commandmentThou shalt not apologise to the person you used to be.

For those who burned the bridge, warmed their hands on it, and slept soundly.

The vessel · Women's TeeCut for her. Blessed by no one. A relaxed women's fit for anyone who read the fine print, laughed, and signed anyway.

Fit & fabricthe vessel

Women's relaxed fit. Roomier than a fitted tee. Want it oversized? Size up, or choose the Unisex Tee.

  • 100% cotton on solid colours (heathers include polyester)
  • Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd²
  • Seamless ribbed collar, double-needle hems
  • Neck and shoulder twill tape
  • Blank: Bella+Canvas 6400. Printed to order, direct-to-garment or direct-to-film depending on the print partner.
Size chartmeasure twice, sin once
SMLXL2XL3XL
Chest width (flat)18.547.020.050.822.055.924.061.026.066.028.071.1
Body length25.364.126.066.026.767.827.569.828.271.829.073.7

Measured flat on the garment. Allow up to about 1.5 in (3.8 cm) either way. Chest width × 2 ≈ full chest.

Delivery & returnsforgiveness sold separately
ToCostArrives
United StatesUS$4.95 · free on $65+2–5 business days after printing
CanadaUS$9.95 (shown in CAD) · free on US$90+10–30 business days after printing

Printing takes 2–5 business days. Nothing is made until you order it, so there are no returns for a change of heart or size. Forgiveness sold separately. Damaged, defective or wrong? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Refund policy · Shipping policy

Careaftercare rites
  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Iron, steam or dry on low heat
  • Do not dry-clean

Blame Satan. Keep the shirt.

Wear it, tag it: #SatanMadeMeBuyIt

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