Treat Them Like Dirt artwork by Things Satan Taught Me
Treat Them Like Dirt Women's Tee in Black, front
Treat Them Like Dirt Women's Tee in Black, view 2
Treat Them Like Dirt Women's Tee in Black, view 3
Treat Them Like Dirt Women's Tee in Black, view 4

Treat Them Like Dirt

“Everything grows in dirt.”

Women's Tee · Toxic Love
$46.66 CADPriced to the mark. Always ends in 6.66.
Choose your vessel same sin, four cuts
Unisex$46.66Women's$46.66Racerback$36.66Wife Beater$46.66
Colour Black
Size

Summoned to order in 2–5 business days · Tracked delivery to the US & Canada

Unholy Pair 10% off 2 · Unholy Trinity 20% off 3+ · applied automatically, no incantation required

Ration the warmth. Harvest the devotion.

A sweet storybook scene, all soft edges and gentle light, the kind of page a grandmother reads aloud before bed. Nothing in it hints at the lesson underneath. That is precisely the point. The loveliest pictures always hide the sharpest pacts.

Hell's most-thumbed relationship manual has a single chapter: give someone all your warmth and they wander; ration it like candlelight in a crypt and they'll circle you forever. The Adversary calls it devotion. Therapists call it something longer. And remember, dirt isn't an insult. Everything grows in it. Mostly weeds.

The commandmentThou shalt ration thy warmth like the last black candle.

For heartbreakers, cold shoulders, and anyone whose texts get answered in geological time.

The vessel · Women's TeeCut for her. Blessed by no one. A relaxed women's fit for anyone who read the fine print, laughed, and signed anyway.

Fit & fabricthe vessel

Women's relaxed fit. Roomier than a fitted tee. Want it oversized? Size up, or choose the Unisex Tee.

  • 100% cotton on solid colours (heathers include polyester)
  • Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd²
  • Seamless ribbed collar, double-needle hems
  • Neck and shoulder twill tape
  • Blank: Bella+Canvas 6400. Printed to order, direct-to-garment or direct-to-film depending on the print partner.
Size chartmeasure twice, sin once
SMLXL2XL3XL
Chest width (flat)18.547.020.050.822.055.924.061.026.066.028.071.1
Body length25.364.126.066.026.767.827.569.828.271.829.073.7

Measured flat on the garment. Allow up to about 1.5 in (3.8 cm) either way. Chest width × 2 ≈ full chest.

Delivery & returnsforgiveness sold separately
ToCostArrives
United StatesUS$4.95 · free on $65+2–5 business days after printing
CanadaUS$9.95 (shown in CAD) · free on US$90+10–30 business days after printing

Printing takes 2–5 business days. Nothing is made until you order it, so there are no returns for a change of heart or size. Forgiveness sold separately. Damaged, defective or wrong? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Refund policy · Shipping policy

Careaftercare rites
  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Iron, steam or dry on low heat
  • Do not dry-clean

Blame Satan. Keep the shirt.

Wear it, tag it: #SatanMadeMeBuyIt

Same sin, different lesson · Wear your sins

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