Let's Start A Rumor
“I really shouldn't say this.”
Summoned to order in 2–5 business days · Tracked delivery to the US & Canada
Unholy Pair 10% off 2 · Unholy Trinity 20% off 3+ · applied automatically, no incantation required
One whisper. A hundred tongues. Amen.
Two storybook friends lean in close, sweet as a church bake sale, sharing something in the soft colour of an innocent afternoon. It looks like a secret. It is a seed. And it has already been planted.
Truth needs evidence. A rumor needs only a concerned face and the holy words 'I really shouldn't say this.' Water it with sympathy, then let the congregation carry it where no fact could ever follow. You didn't start the fire. You merely handed out the matches, stepped back, and bowed your head to pray.
For brunch oracles, group-chat prophets and anyone who 'heard it from a friend.'
The vessel · Racerback TankShoulders out, conscience off. A slim racerback built for summer solstice, sweaty rituals and walking away from things without looking back.
Fit & fabricthe vessel
Slim fit with a racerback cut and scooped neckline. Between sizes? Size up.
- 60% combed ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Extra-light 4 oz/yd² (135 g/m²)
- Side seams and self-fabric binding
- Tear-away label
- Blank: Next Level 1533. Printed to order, direct-to-garment or direct-to-film depending on the print partner.
Size chartmeasure twice, sin once
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width (flat) | 14.035.5 | 15.038.1 | 16.040.6 | 17.043.1 | 18.045.7 | 19.048.2 |
| Body length | 27.068.5 | 27.569.8 | 28.071.0 | 28.572.3 | 29.073.6 | 29.574.9 |
Measured flat on the garment. Allow up to about 1.5 in (3.8 cm) either way. Chest width × 2 ≈ full chest.
Delivery & returnsforgiveness sold separately
| To | Cost | Arrives |
|---|---|---|
| United States | US$4.95 · free on $65+ | 2–5 business days after printing |
| Canada | US$9.95 (shown in CAD) · free on US$90+ | 10–30 business days after printing |
Printing takes 2–5 business days. Nothing is made until you order it, so there are no returns for a change of heart or size. Forgiveness sold separately. Damaged, defective or wrong? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Refund policy · Shipping policy
Careaftercare rites
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Blame Satan. Keep the shirt.
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Size & fit
Measure twice. Sin once. Printed-to-order means no size swaps.
Racerback Tank · Next Level 1533
Slim fit with a racerback cut and scooped neckline. Between sizes? Size up.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width (flat) | 14.035.5 | 15.038.1 | 16.040.6 | 17.043.1 | 18.045.7 | 19.048.2 |
| Body length | 27.068.5 | 27.569.8 | 28.071.0 | 28.572.3 | 29.073.6 | 29.574.9 |
Measured flat on the garment. Allow up to about 1.5 in (3.8 cm) either way. Chest width × 2 ≈ full chest.
How to measure: lay your best-fitting shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, 1 in below the armpits, then from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Compare with the table. All size guides
Racerback Tank · Choose a size