Sharing Is For Cowards artwork by Things Satan Taught Me
Model wearing the Sharing Is For Cowards tee in mustard by Things Satan Taught Me
Sharing Is For Cowards Unisex Tee in Black, front
Sharing Is For Cowards Unisex Tee in Black, view 2
Sharing Is For Cowards Unisex Tee in Black, view 3
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Sharing Is For Cowards

“Get your own. Amen.”

Unisex Tee · Petty Little Sins
$46.66 CADPriced to the mark. Always ends in 6.66.
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Unisex$46.66Women's$46.66Racerback$36.66Wife Beater$46.66
Colour Black
Size

Summoned to order in 2–5 business days · Tracked delivery to the US & Canada

Unholy Pair 10% off 2 · Unholy Trinity 20% off 3+ · applied automatically, no incantation required

What's yours is yours. Amen.

A cheerful storybook tableau, all soft colour and good manners, the sort of page they read aloud right before the lesson about taking turns. Look closer and it's a rite of possession: everyone smiling, nobody letting go.

Sunday school taught that sharing is caring so you'd surrender the last slice without a scene. The Prince of Lies, oddly, was the honest one here. The meek inherit precisely what the bold didn't bother to take first. Hold the plate. Guard the chips. Be buried with the good blanket, and let them contest it in the afterlife.

The commandmentThou shalt not surrender the last slice.

For only children, eldest siblings and anyone who has ever said 'get your own.'

The vessel · Unisex TeeThe gateway garment. Soft enough to fool the congregation, loud enough to get you uninvited from the next one. Cut for every body the Dark Lord ever claimed.

Fit & fabricthe vessel

Modern retail fit. Not boxy. True to size for most; size up for a roomier drape.

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton on solid colours (heathers are cotton-poly blends)
  • Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Ribbed crew neck, side seams, shoulder tape
  • Tear-away label
  • Blank: Bella+Canvas 3001. Printed to order, direct-to-garment or direct-to-film depending on the print partner.
Size chartmeasure twice, sin once
XSSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Chest width (flat)16.541.918.045.720.050.822.055.924.061.026.066.028.071.130.076.232.081.3
Body length27.068.628.071.129.073.730.076.231.078.732.081.333.083.834.086.435.088.9
Sleeve length8.621.88.922.69.223.49.524.19.724.610.025.410.426.410.827.411.228.4

Measured flat on the garment. Allow up to about 1.5 in (3.8 cm) either way. Chest width × 2 ≈ full chest.

Delivery & returnsforgiveness sold separately
ToCostArrives
United StatesUS$4.95 · free on $65+2–5 business days after printing
CanadaUS$9.95 (shown in CAD) · free on US$90+10–30 business days after printing

Printing takes 2–5 business days. Nothing is made until you order it, so there are no returns for a change of heart or size. Forgiveness sold separately. Damaged, defective or wrong? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Refund policy · Shipping policy

Careaftercare rites
  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
  • Tumble dry low
  • Iron, steam or dry on medium heat
  • Do not dry-clean

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