You Should Probably Leave Now
“You were wonderful. Goodbye.”
Summoned to order in 2–5 business days · Tracked delivery to the US & Canada
Unholy Pair 10% off 2 · Unholy Trinity 20% off 3+ · applied automatically, no incantation required
The kindling is spent. Kindly go.
A warm storybook gathering, everyone smiling in the amber glow of a party that has clearly peaked. Cheeks are warm. The conversation has thinned. And one guest is realising, a beat too late, that the invitation had an expiry date, printed very small and possibly in blood.
The Adversary teaches that people are like candles on the altar: useful, lovely and replaceable the moment they burn down. You were charming, briefly. You were also kindling. Show them the door with the same smile you used to let them in. Hospitality has a closing time, and damnation does not do encores.
For hosts who start stacking chairs at 10:01 and call it a gentle hint.
The vessel · Women's TeeCut for her. Blessed by no one. A relaxed women's fit for anyone who read the fine print, laughed, and signed anyway.
Fit & fabricthe vessel
Women's relaxed fit. Roomier than a fitted tee. Want it oversized? Size up, or choose the Unisex Tee.
- 100% cotton on solid colours (heathers include polyester)
- Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd²
- Seamless ribbed collar, double-needle hems
- Neck and shoulder twill tape
- Blank: Bella+Canvas 6400. Printed to order, direct-to-garment or direct-to-film depending on the print partner.
Size chartmeasure twice, sin once
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width (flat) | 18.547.0 | 20.050.8 | 22.055.9 | 24.061.0 | 26.066.0 | 28.071.1 |
| Body length | 25.364.1 | 26.066.0 | 26.767.8 | 27.569.8 | 28.271.8 | 29.073.7 |
Measured flat on the garment. Allow up to about 1.5 in (3.8 cm) either way. Chest width × 2 ≈ full chest.
Delivery & returnsforgiveness sold separately
| To | Cost | Arrives |
|---|---|---|
| United States | US$4.95 · free on $65+ | 2–5 business days after printing |
| Canada | US$9.95 (shown in CAD) · free on US$90+ | 10–30 business days after printing |
Printing takes 2–5 business days. Nothing is made until you order it, so there are no returns for a change of heart or size. Forgiveness sold separately. Damaged, defective or wrong? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Refund policy · Shipping policy
Careaftercare rites
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry on low heat
- Do not dry-clean
Blame Satan. Keep the shirt.
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Size & fit
Measure twice. Sin once. Printed-to-order means no size swaps.
Women's Tee · Bella+Canvas 6400
Women's relaxed fit. Roomier than a fitted tee. Want it oversized? Size up, or choose the Unisex Tee.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width (flat) | 18.547.0 | 20.050.8 | 22.055.9 | 24.061.0 | 26.066.0 | 28.071.1 |
| Body length | 25.364.1 | 26.066.0 | 26.767.8 | 27.569.8 | 28.271.8 | 29.073.7 |
Measured flat on the garment. Allow up to about 1.5 in (3.8 cm) either way. Chest width × 2 ≈ full chest.
How to measure: lay your best-fitting shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, 1 in below the armpits, then from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Compare with the table. All size guides
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