Let's Send Mixed Signals artwork by Things Satan Taught Me
Let's Send Mixed Signals Women's Tee in Black, front
Let's Send Mixed Signals Women's Tee in Black, view 2
Let's Send Mixed Signals Women's Tee in Black, view 3
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Let's Send Mixed Signals

“Warm, cold, gone, back.”

Women's Tee · Toxic Love
$46.66 CADPriced to the mark. Always ends in 6.66.
Choose your vessel same sin, four cuts
Unisex$46.66Women's$46.66Racerback$36.66Wife Beater$46.66
Colour Black
Size

Summoned to order in 2–5 business days · Tracked delivery to the US & Canada

Unholy Pair 10% off 2 · Unholy Trinity 20% off 3+ · applied automatically, no incantation required

Hot, cold, holy, damned. Repeat.

A coy storybook couple smiles out from the page, bashful and bright, the very model of a courtship with clear intentions. Don't be fooled. At least one of them is conducting a weather ritual: sunshine on Monday, frost on Tuesday, fog for the rest of the week.

The Adversary teaches that clarity is a mercy, and mercy was never in the contract. Adore them at dusk, forget their name by dawn, and let the whiplash bind them tighter than any sigil. They'll call it confusing. You'll call it craftsmanship. The Dark Lord calls it Tuesday.

The commandmentThou shalt be warm on Monday and a stranger by Wednesday.

For situationship architects and anyone whose replies arrive either instantly or never, with nothing in between.

The vessel · Women's TeeCut for her. Blessed by no one. A relaxed women's fit for anyone who read the fine print, laughed, and signed anyway.

Fit & fabricthe vessel

Women's relaxed fit. Roomier than a fitted tee. Want it oversized? Size up, or choose the Unisex Tee.

  • 100% cotton on solid colours (heathers include polyester)
  • Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd²
  • Seamless ribbed collar, double-needle hems
  • Neck and shoulder twill tape
  • Blank: Bella+Canvas 6400. Printed to order, direct-to-garment or direct-to-film depending on the print partner.
Size chartmeasure twice, sin once
SMLXL2XL3XL
Chest width (flat)18.547.020.050.822.055.924.061.026.066.028.071.1
Body length25.364.126.066.026.767.827.569.828.271.829.073.7

Measured flat on the garment. Allow up to about 1.5 in (3.8 cm) either way. Chest width × 2 ≈ full chest.

Delivery & returnsforgiveness sold separately
ToCostArrives
United StatesUS$4.95 · free on $65+2–5 business days after printing
CanadaUS$9.95 (shown in CAD) · free on US$90+10–30 business days after printing

Printing takes 2–5 business days. Nothing is made until you order it, so there are no returns for a change of heart or size. Forgiveness sold separately. Damaged, defective or wrong? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Refund policy · Shipping policy

Careaftercare rites
  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Iron, steam or dry on low heat
  • Do not dry-clean

Blame Satan. Keep the shirt.

Wear it, tag it: #SatanMadeMeBuyIt

Same sin, different lesson · Wear your sins

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