Let's Judge Our Neighbors artwork by Things Satan Taught Me
Let's Judge Our Neighbors Women's Tee in Black, front
Let's Judge Our Neighbors Women's Tee in Black, view 2
Let's Judge Our Neighbors Women's Tee in Black, view 3
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Let's Judge Our Neighbors

“Love thy neighbour. Take notes.”

Women's Tee · Petty Little Sins
$46.66 CADPriced to the mark. Always ends in 6.66.
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Part the blinds. Begin the liturgy.

A nosy storybook pair peers out from behind the blinds, faces lit with the holy glow of someone else's business. It passes for neighbourly concern. It is, in fact, the oldest sacrament on the street, observed daily and with notes.

Scripture says love thy neighbour. The Adversary adds a small footnote: keep a ledger. Tally the unmowed lawn, the overflowing bins, the car that arrives at 2 a.m. Cast the first stone and he'll hand you a second, already warmed. Loving your neighbour is so much easier with a complete dossier.

The commandmentThou shalt love thy neighbour and keep a detailed ledger.

For curtain-twitchers, HOA zealots, and anyone who knows exactly whose car stayed overnight.

The vessel · Women's TeeCut for her. Blessed by no one. A relaxed women's fit for anyone who read the fine print, laughed, and signed anyway.

Fit & fabricthe vessel

Women's relaxed fit. Roomier than a fitted tee. Want it oversized? Size up, or choose the Unisex Tee.

  • 100% cotton on solid colours (heathers include polyester)
  • Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd²
  • Seamless ribbed collar, double-needle hems
  • Neck and shoulder twill tape
  • Blank: Bella+Canvas 6400. Printed to order, direct-to-garment or direct-to-film depending on the print partner.
Size chartmeasure twice, sin once
SMLXL2XL3XL
Chest width (flat)18.547.020.050.822.055.924.061.026.066.028.071.1
Body length25.364.126.066.026.767.827.569.828.271.829.073.7

Measured flat on the garment. Allow up to about 1.5 in (3.8 cm) either way. Chest width × 2 ≈ full chest.

Delivery & returnsforgiveness sold separately
ToCostArrives
United StatesUS$4.95 · free on $65+2–5 business days after printing
CanadaUS$9.95 (shown in CAD) · free on US$90+10–30 business days after printing

Printing takes 2–5 business days. Nothing is made until you order it, so there are no returns for a change of heart or size. Forgiveness sold separately. Damaged, defective or wrong? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Refund policy · Shipping policy

Careaftercare rites
  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Iron, steam or dry on low heat
  • Do not dry-clean

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