Let's Worship The Devil Men's Wife Beater | Things Satan Taught Me  in Black, front

Let's Worship The Devil Men's Wife Beater | Things Satan Taught Me

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$66.50 CADPriced to the mark. Always ends in 6.66.
Colour Black
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Share a little dark-humor charm with friends who love the uncanny. This garment-dyed tank carries a vintage-style campfire illustration—figures dancing around flames under a pine canopy—with the cheeky headline “Let’s Be Friends” and the subtext “Things Satan Taught Me.” Lightweight but substantial, the relaxed silhouette drapes easily for warm-weather hangouts, late-night bonfires, and neighborhood gatherings where irony and storytelling meet. The soft, lived-in color from post-construction dyeing gives the print an authentic, slightly faded look that blends with layered jackets or stands alone on sunlit nights. It’s for people who collect strange jokes, enjoy retro camp aesthetics, and like clothing that sparks conversation without shouting for attention.

Product features
- 100% ringspun US cotton — smooth, strong fabric great for printing
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and less waste
- Medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit for comfortable layering
- Self-fabric binding and sewn-in twill label for durable, neat finishes

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Fit & fabricthe vessel

Size chartmeasure twice, sin once
Delivery & returnsforgiveness sold separately
ToCostArrives
United StatesUS$4.95 · free on $65+2–5 business days after printing
CanadaUS$9.95 (shown in CAD) · free on US$90+10–30 business days after printing

Printing takes 2–5 business days. Nothing is made until you order it, so there are no returns for a change of heart or size. Forgiveness sold separately. Damaged, defective or wrong? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Refund policy · Shipping policy

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Blame Satan. Keep the shirt.

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Same sin, different lesson · Wear your sins

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