Things Satan Taught Me

Daily Devotional

Daily readings for the morally flexible.

1970s executive confidently pointing at a startled intern while his own spilled coffee soaks the papers behind him.

Terrible Advice

Why Accountability Is Usually Someone Else's Problem

A practical defence of blame, redistribution and the passive voice, for anyone who was simply standing near the weather.

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Man in a 1970s den slamming a computer screen shut as his girlfriend walks in with two mugs of tea.

Sex & Other Bad Decisions

The Hidden Benefits of a Crippling Pornography Addiction

5 min read
Handsome man leaning on a red convertible at a 1970s drive-in, red bunting flags strung behind him

Relationships

Seven Red Flags You Should Probably Ignore Because They're Hot

4 min read
Friends laughing in a 1970s diner booth at 4 a.m., one with a very uneven haircut

Satan Explains

The Hidden Benefits of Making Terrible Decisions

4 min read
Smiling man in a brown suit with his feet on the desk while colleagues clean up an office mess behind him

Personal Growth

How to Become the Toxic Person Everyone Warned You About

5 min read
Couple sitting together on a vintage floral couch while the man hides lipstick behind his back.

Relationships

Is It Actually Cheating If You Feel Guilty After?

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